Great Jokes

1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness…..and  If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.

2. A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?
   Dad says: “You are my son, I’;m confident about that.
   Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential !!!

3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
   Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
   dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away..

4. What’;s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
   Stress is when wife is pregnant,… Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
   Panic is when both are pregnant.

5. Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
   Student: “Meat!”
   Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
   Student: “Bacon!”
   Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
   Student: “Homework!”

6. Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
   A: Made a website!

7. A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, “My wife missed the bus.”