Santa Banta Jokes

1. Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, “If you don’t mind, can I sit here?”
   Santa: No.
   Lady: Why?
   Santa: Because I have mind!

2. Santa: This report card should be underwater!
   Pappu: Because It’s so wet?
   Santa: No, because it’s below ‘C’ level!

3. Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.
   Boss: Really, which 3?
   Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!

4. Banta: A girl said, “I love you” to me.
   Santa: What did you say?
   Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even “I love me”!

5. Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.
   Santa: I had told you before marriage that I’m not interested in married women!

6. Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?
   Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!

7. Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?
   Banta: The days after marriage!

8. Santa went to a restaurant in China.
   Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog’s Legs.
   Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!

9. Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it
   “Behen de Tacos”!
   In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa’s and named it
   ‘Terimaki’!

10. Jeeto: I wish you’d bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she’d give half her life for a good Water Melon.
    Santa: Really! Then I’ll bring two!

11. Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
    Banta: So what did you do for it?
    Santa: I gave up thinking!

12. Banta: My wife doesn’t understand me; does yours?
    Santa: I don’t think so, I’ve never heard her mention your name!!